Dwags figured us out

Smart UGA grads are more insufferable than dumg UGA fans.
 
Didn't read the whole thing. Is there a "dawg fan pretending to be GT fan just to get access to ST" fan?
 
Allow me a confession. My absolute favorite guilty pleasure is solving calculus problems. But when I'm out of those, my second favorite guilty pleasure is reading UGA message boards, especially dwagsports the board frequented by the high class UGA "grads" whose fellow fans brandished knives, canes, and rocks to threaten and strike Tech players during a game, proceeded to hold a parade to mock Tech for training military officers during WWII, and took the time to publish an article expressing their butthurt when they found out how to use a computer.

It's a place where them black folk are okay as long as they can run, throw, and catch, and an SEC football title is right around the corner once Mark Richt gets some of those Lil' Herschel Walkers in waiting to see the value of a not getting arrested."

In short it's an alternate universe, one which you shouldn't venture into unless and until you get a grip on what you're seeing. We can help with that. Below you'll find the StingTalk short guide to the dwagsports denizens you'll encounter. This is an aggregation of dwagsports posters we've seen through the years, most of whom you'll be able to pick out pretty quickly. Piss on 'em all!

Literally Every Single Fan: Sure, he's on the fast track to McDonalds management. But what he's really passionate about is black jerseys, hating Tech, and red lingerie. Knows literally nothing about football, but since WalMart sells UGA paraphernalia, he thinks he knows exactly why UGA football hasn't returned to the glory years of 1980 through 1980.
 
gtrower said:
Allow me a confession. My absolute favorite guilty pleasure is solving calculus problems. But when I'm out of those, my second favorite guilty pleasure is reading UGA message boards, especially dwagsports the board frequented by the high class UGA grads whose fellow fans brandished knives, canes, and rocks to threaten and strike Tech players during a game, proceeded to hold a parade to mock Tech for training military officers during WWII, and took the time to publish an article expressing their butthurt when they found out how to use a computer.

It's a place where them black folk are okay as long as they can run, throw, and catch, and an SEC football title is right around the corner once Mark Richt gets some of those Lil' Herschel Walkers in waiting to see the value of a not getting arrested."

In short it's an alternate universe, one which you shouldn't venture into unless and until you get a grip on what you're seeing. We can help with that. Below you'll find the StingTalk short guide to the dwagsports denizens you'll encounter. This is an aggregation of dwagsports posters we've seen through the years, most of whom you'll be able to pick out pretty quickly. Piss on 'em all!

Literally Every Single Fan: Sure, he's on the fast track to McDonalds management. But what he's really passionate about is black jerseys, hating Tech, and red lingerie. Knows literally nothing about football, but since WalMart sells UGA paraphernalia, he thinks he knows exactly why UGA football hasn't returned to the glory years of 1980 through 1980.
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Winner.

/thread
 
alpha said:
Didn't read the whole thing. Is there a "dawg fan pretending to be GT fan just to get access to ST" fan?
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I'm really upset the article didn't mention anything about 3rd string punters from div 2 colleges either
 
GTCrew4b said:
Smart UGA grads are more insufferable than dumg UGA fans.
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Disagree 100%. I'm friends with plenty of UGA grads, and they're all (for the most part) pretty level headed. There's always a little ribbing here and there, but except around game time, there's no antagonism.

The sidewalk fans are the worst. They're loud, obnoxious, over the top, and annoying. Sure they didn't go to Georgia, but their great granddaddy used to cut the grass there back in 19aught6, and dammit, they're going to make sure you know that, and that they're practically alums.
 
Wasn't witty enough.

Most of the guys from Athens I know are much better smart arses than the author.

#tryharder
 
jdubjacket said:
Disagree 100%. I'm friends with plenty of UGA grads, and they're all (for the most part) pretty level headed. There's always a little ribbing here and there, but except around game time, there's no antagonism.

The sidewalk fans are the worst. They're loud, obnoxious, over the top, and annoying. Sure they didn't go to Georgia, but their great granddaddy used to cut the grass there back in 19aught6, and dammit, they're going to make sure you know that, and that they're practically alums.
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They could have gotten in too if it hadn't been for the dadgum hope scholarship driving up the requirements. So instead they settled on UWG or GCSU and constantly wear UGA attire on campus.
 
In before the "they're looking at us looking at them looking at us" plot twist
 
jdubjacket said:
Disagree 100%. I'm friends with plenty of UGA grads, and they're all (for the most part) pretty level headed. There's always a little ribbing here and there, but except around game time, there's no antagonism.

The sidewalk fans are the worst. They're loud, obnoxious, over the top, and annoying. Sure they didn't go to Georgia, but their great granddaddy used to cut the grass there back in 19aught6, and dammit, they're going to make sure you know that, and that they're practically alums.
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they're only friends with you to be nice.

You're friends with them out of necessity. Remember that dinner party they conveniently scheduled during your only family vacation? Yeah, that was just a coincidence I'm sure.

Once we start beating them the claws will come out of them too. They hang out with you to make themselves feel better. You're like their court jester, and you soak it up to be one of the cool kids.

You're as much of a dawg as they are. I piss on you, sir. but seriously I have to go piss, brb.
 
DressCheeseSideSeaboard said:
Because Stingtalk is immensely entertaining?
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Behind the curtain:

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