The "OFFICIAL" 2014 Butt Hurt Futures Market

CNBC just reported Tech butthurt spot and futures prices are soaring. Warren Buffett quoted as having said I wouldn't touch that öööö with a 10ft pole. We might be seeing record breaking futures prices depending on the outcome of the game.
 
I'll sell right now because everybody else is buying. Butt hurt during the season may have "real" value, but strong companies or gold/silver can still be overvalued.
 
And the market is open. Butthurt value remains unchanged from Friday's close. Little is expected in the trade market this week.
 
Despite spikes in butthurt futures forecasts among the market, it appears that investor fears of an offensive similar to that of a flailing duck have been tempered by strong resurgence of passing. The outlook is stable to start the week.
 
Re: The "OFFICIAL" 2014 Butt Hurt Market

BarrelORum said:
If you're buying, you believe the amount of butt hurt is bound to go up hence you're investing in the butt hurt.
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The amount of Butthurt always goes up. It's, like the fourth law of thermodynamics.
 
Re: The "OFFICIAL" 2014 Butt Hurt Market

I'm selling butthurt this week. Bigger than expected win over Tulane comforts some fears and soothes some achy anuses.
 
Shouldn't the market be open today?

oops -- so it is ... :hiding:
 
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Diseqc said:
lol wat
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He means butthurt is at the same price as it was before we played wofford.

You engineers suck at Wall Street.

For this market we're gonna have to call it north avenue.
 
Akinji07 said:
He means butthurt is at the same price as it was before we played wofford.
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Which doesn't make any sense. One bad half of football and this place has been ground central for sandy vaginas to assemble.

Butthurt has definitely increased since Friday.
 
Akinji07 said:
He means butthurt is at the same price as it was before we played wofford.

You engineers suck at Wall Street.

For this market we're gonna have to call it north avenue.
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You suck at interpreting the meaning of "wat". He clearly means WTF how can we suck against a ööööty FCS school and not have a significant move in butt hurt price? The short term moving average is a clear buy indicator. The contrarian in me though makes me want to move against the market and sell my position into this butt hurt strength in anticipation of a strong showing at Tulane.
 
Diseqc said:
Which doesn't make any sense. One bad half of football and this place has been ground central for sandy vaginas to assemble.

Butthurt has definitely increased since Friday.
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His scale must be normalized to the expected increase in butt hurt due to inflation. But hurt always increases post game, but the baseline rate is predictable.

The only time butt hurt truely went down was post uga 2008, but the market over corrected post Peach bowl.
 
Just a word of caution for over enthusiastic butt hurt investors. If you get drunk and wander too far from the French quarter, you are liable to pick up unregulated butt hurt street side. NO is well known for its butthurt black market, but it isn't a safe place for novice investors.
 
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