The "OFFICIAL" 2014 Butt Hurt Futures Market

What we could really capitalize on is Miami Buthurt Futures....if they lose they will have and epic meltdown. This could be were the real $ is at.
 
For all those who think buying butthurt before the UGA game is only sensible, I'll say this.

Butthurt before the season was valued higher than it was post UGA 2013. So if you bought then, and feel like you can sell it after the UGA game and make money, I got news for you.

Butthurt could very well decrease and then spike after the UGA game but at a level lower than the beginning of the season.

Also, Butthurt is adversely affected by two things:
gold colored glasses stock
and
indifference.

It is possible that the value of butthurt can tank completely as the price of indifference rises. Too much butthurt leads to indifference.
 
The entire butthurt market is a crapshoot. Not only do you have to predict future butthurt, you have to account low quality counterfeit butthurt. Just look at the low quality butthurt that has been manufactured post GSU and VT.

Now, if you want the real deal undiluted butthurt, check out the Miami board after they get run out of BDS. There will be more butthurt there than a gay porn film festival.

So says Butthurtodamus
 
what's the spot price for butthurt right now? I wanna go short on some 3 month futures, i wanna price it right for the hedge. Also could you let me know the price in bitcoin so i can cash butthurt for some hotdogs and coke if i need to?
 
WracerX said:
The entire butthurt market is a crapshoot. Not only do you have to predict future butthurt, you have to account low quality counterfeit butthurt. Just look at the low quality butthurt that has been manufactured post GSU and VT.

Now, if you want the real deal undiluted butthurt, check out the Miami board after they get run out of BDS. There will be more butthurt there than a gay porn film festival.

So says Butthurtodamus
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I think that's a different product. You can't trade Miami butthurt alongside GT butthurt because when one goes up the other one will go down. The total amount of butthurt in all CFB fandom remains relatively constant unless you run into situations where you introduce we didn't beat them good enough butthurt vs we lost butthurt. It all evens out at the end of the season.

GT butthurt is the most volatile market, which is why it's so lucrative to day traders.
 
Akinji07 said:
I think that's a different product. You can't trade Miami butthurt alongside GT butthurt because when one goes up the other one will go down. The total amount of butthurt in all CFB fandom remains relatively constant unless you run into situations where you introduce we didn't beat them good enough butthurt vs we lost butthurt. It all evens out at the end of the season.

GT butthurt is the most volatile market, which is why it's so lucrative to day traders.
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Butthurt straddle?
 
for the technical traders, the above post is relevant. based on the outcome of this game, the market will either move significantly up or down. however, it is probably too late to move into a proper saddle position now and expect any significant returns, given the 'built-in' nature of market value correction

what we need to gain a leverage position is to create an unexpected change to the basis. like say, their QB gets injured before the game. Perhaps their leading rusher were to suddenly suffer from projectile lead poisoning. Perhaps one of their leading WRs has a sudden case of missing T-cells.

you know what to do.

whiskey clear, over and out.
 
Margin calls after duh U game crushing the butthurt merchants... :naughty:
 
The opening whistle starts in 35 minutes. Projections seem to indicate that butthurt value will plummet to possibly the lowest it has been in the last 4-5 years.
 
GTCrew4b said:
I'm selling big time. This is gonna be a magical year. Potentially fairy-like
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BarrelORum said:
The opening whistle starts in 35 minutes. Projections seem to indicate that butthurt value will plummet to possibly the lowest it has been in the last 4-5 years.
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I'm buying 5 times as much butthurt as I had previously and still raking in +500% on the year.

Just call me Warren Butthurt.
 
BarrelORum said:
Projections seem to indicate that butthurt value will plummet to possibly the lowest it has been in the last 4-5 years.
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That means it's time to buy. Taking out mortgages and selling semen to buy as much as humanly possible.

The coming crash will send Butthurt to levels never before seen.
 
GTCrew4b said:
I'm buying 5 times as much butthurt as I had previously and still raking in +500% on the year.

Just call me Warren Butthurt.
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You sir know how to accumulate a wealth of butthurt. It's kind of like waiting on the housing market bottom to form. We know it has to reverse but when and how? Will this be a soft landing or a classic V-shaped reversal?
 
I don't just 80k IRL. I 80k IBL too.
 
TampaBayJacket said:
You sir know how to accumulate a wealth of butthurt. It's kind of like waiting on the housing market bottom to form. We know it has to reverse but when and how? Will this be a soft landing or a classic V-shaped reversal?
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Doesn't matter, the gov't will bail out the butthurt industry. I am stocking up.
 
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