Pure sport?
Dear Nick and Kirby,
You can put money in Burger King bags and get all the 5 and 4 stars you want and then even if you lose a game we’ll make sure you get invited, and if anyone becomes a threat to you we’ll be sure to put them on probation.
Signed,
The NCAA
Dear Georgia Tech,
You have screwed up our little party by fielding a competitive team and somehow being the lone undefeated team. But I regret to inform you that instead of having a matchup with you and the chosen Colorado Buffalos, we have already entered into an agreement with Notre Dame because everyone in the Midwest and Northeast likes to visit relatives in Miami and they have the rocket while you have no one anyone has heard of even though you beat the #1 team in the country.
Signed,
The Orange Bowl, with permission from your own conference leadership