Nobody post anything until Brent Key accepts the job

Howm any times have each of you refreshed your "Brent Key" search today?
 
I'm kind of pissed that this got leaked so early now. If this hire had flown under the radar the whole time, I doubt Kirby Shart would have upped Pittman's deal and Bama likely steals him. Now that Big Jim is gone to UT and Key had already been reportedly leaving Bama for GT, they had to fatten the pot to make sure he stays.
 
We shall be called Relentless D.
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I'm kind of pissed that this got leaked so early now. If this hire had flown under the radar the whole time, I doubt Kirby Shart would have upped Pittman's deal and Bama likely steals him. Now that Big Jim is gone to UT and Key had already been reportedly leaving Bama for GT, they had to fatten the pot to make sure he stays.

Bama boosters

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This is better than the Jon Gruden threads on the Tennessee boards every time they need a new head coach
 
Nope, just Brent, I have to type "Key" manually. Long story.

"I have a Brent key."
"You have Brent Key?"
"No. I want Brent Key."
"So you don't have a Brent key."
"I might have Brent Key. That is why I have a Brent key."
"Where is your Brent key?"
"On my keyboard, you idiot!"
"Why not have a Brent Key key?"
"I can't have a Brent Key key. I need a Brent key, cuz I want to know when I get Brent Key. Got it?"
"Does Brent Key know about this?"
 
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