UGA jokes

Are we really clear on their definition of "podcast"? I know this is the 21st century, but part of me thinks their definition of "podcasting" has something to do with cattle/cousin-screwin and throwing feces at each other
 
Did you guys hear about the time Larry Munson, Craig James, and Jerry Sandusky killed 15 hookers at a Second Mile fundraiser?
 
If you graduate from high school, why in Gods name go to UGA and get another high school diploma.



When parking in a hadicapped space is a handicapped sticker and a UGA liscense tag considered redundant?
 
i changed an old one around...

so a few weeks ago....larry munson visited a friend who was also very ill.....they got to talking about heaven and football and were wondering if there was football in heaven...they made a pact that the first one to bite the dust would ghost visit the other and share the news.
well the friend passed and a few days go by and larry is awoken by his old friend. Larry says, tell me, I've got to know...is there football in heaven?
His friend says well I got good news and bad news....good news is yes...bad news is you're calling the game this weekend.
 
gtblazer said:
i changed an old one around...

So a few weeks ago....larry munson visited a friend who was also very ill.....they got to talking about heaven and football and were wondering if there was football in heaven...they made a pact that the first one to bite the dust would ghost visit the other and share the news.
Well the friend passed and a few days go by and larry is awoken by his old friend. Larry says, tell me, i've got to know...is there football in heaven?
His friend says well i got good news and bad news....good news is yes...bad news is you're calling the game this weekend.
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BOOM!!!! HEADSHOT!!!! caps
 
What happens if you drive thru Athens in your pickup truck with the window rolled down?


They throw a UGAg diploma in thru the window.

GO JACKETS!!
byteback
 
AE 87 said:
Q: What helped students get over their disappointment at Hershel leaving early for the USFL?
A: The university [sic] had actually placed one of their students with a job.
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ftfy

new jersey generals
 
What's the only sign of intelligence in Athens?

Atlanta - 87 miles.
 
What's the difference between Crowell's future prospects and Larry Munson?

Nothing, they are both dead.
 
good job by UGA representing Larry at the basketball game tonight, losing to the hippies by 24.
 
If you aren't all white in 2011, you can now play at Augusta National, heck, you can even be President, but you can't be the U(sic)GA mascot.
 
nate said:
What do you call 10,000 uga fans in the middle of the ocean?
A good start
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I call it a damn fine reason to give the entire search and rescue team and their entire support staff the rest of the week off with pay! :rotfl:
 
The Jacket said:
I already feel bad about sharing this. The following joke takes place at the home of Larry Munson.

Knock, knock.

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Knock, knock.

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Knock, knock.

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Knock, knock.

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this joke is unfinished, here is the rest

While I was knocking a stranger walks up and says "you know Larry died yesterday."

I said "Yeah, I was just making sure no co-eds were in the house, Georgia students can't open a locked door and they can't swim in Larry's liquor cabinet forever.."
------------------------------------------------------What's all-white, inbred, half-blind, fat, and genetically incapable of an erection?

Other person---Georgia's mascot?

Me: That's right, but I was describing Matthew Stafford.
 
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