UGA jokes

Discussion in 'Football' started by MtownJacket, Nov 21, 2011.

  1. gtcompscientist

    gtcompscientist Dodd-Like

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    @MTownJacket - I lol'd. Good story.
     
  2. Diseqc

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    Is anyone else really looking forward to the podcast?

    I can't wait to hear all the crying about Tech fans being classless insensitive pricks.

    :bigcry:
     
  3. nate

    nate Flats Noob

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    Are we really clear on their definition of "podcast"? I know this is the 21st century, but part of me thinks their definition of "podcasting" has something to do with cattle/cousin-screwin and throwing feces at each other
     
  4. MtownJacket

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    ?
     
  5. RamblinWreck09

    RamblinWreck09 Greatly appreciated amongst mid 30s Turkish males

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    Did you guys hear about the time Larry Munson, Craig James, and Jerry Sandusky killed 15 hookers at a Second Mile fundraiser?
     
  6. The V

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    If you graduate from high school, why in Gods name go to UGA and get another high school diploma.



    When parking in a hadicapped space is a handicapped sticker and a UGA liscense tag considered redundant?
     
  7. GTBlazer

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    i changed an old one around...

    so a few weeks ago....larry munson visited a friend who was also very ill.....they got to talking about heaven and football and were wondering if there was football in heaven...they made a pact that the first one to bite the dust would ghost visit the other and share the news.
    well the friend passed and a few days go by and larry is awoken by his old friend. Larry says, tell me, I've got to know...is there football in heaven?
    His friend says well I got good news and bad news....good news is yes...bad news is you're calling the game this weekend.
     
  8. MtownJacket

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    BOOM!!!! HEADSHOT!!!! caps
     
  9. GTCalvinist

    GTCalvinist Flats Noob

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    A diploma from UGA.
     
  10. byteback

    byteback Dodd-Like

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    What happens if you drive thru Athens in your pickup truck with the window rolled down?


    They throw a UGAg diploma in thru the window.

    GO JACKETS!!
    byteback
     
  11. Ceiling Cat

    Ceiling Cat Helluva Engineer

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    ftfy

    new jersey generals
     
  12. Flywheel

    Flywheel What year is it?

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    What's the only sign of intelligence in Athens?

    Atlanta - 87 miles.
     
  13. NatiJacket

    NatiJacket Clear Whiskey Drinker

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    What's the difference between Crowell's future prospects and Larry Munson?

    Nothing, they are both dead.
     
  14. GTJacket567

    GTJacket567 Flats Noob

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    good job by UGA representing Larry at the basketball game tonight, losing to the hippies by 24.
     
  15. SGaJacket

    SGaJacket Varsity Lurker

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    If you aren't all white in 2011, you can now play at Augusta National, heck, you can even be President, but you can't be the U(sic)GA mascot.
     
  16. rain

    rain Damn Good Rat

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    I call it a damn fine reason to give the entire search and rescue team and their entire support staff the rest of the week off with pay! :rotfl:
     
  17. TechSBP

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    this joke is unfinished, here is the rest

    While I was knocking a stranger walks up and says "you know Larry died yesterday."

    I said "Yeah, I was just making sure no co-eds were in the house, Georgia students can't open a locked door and they can't swim in Larry's liquor cabinet forever.."
    ------------------------------------------------------What's all-white, inbred, half-blind, fat, and genetically incapable of an erection?

    Other person---Georgia's mascot?

    Me: That's right, but I was describing Matthew Stafford.
     
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    How do you circumcise a UGA fan?

    Kick his sister in the chin.
     
  20. dalrymple

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    Q: Why did the UGA fan cross the road ???

    A: He was stuck in the chicken.