Wow. I hope you're trying to impersonate a dwag... otherwise you're as stupid as one.Nevermind, I misread and thought the UGA fan jumped out with both parachutes. The joke was apparently that the Tech fan was making the UGA and Auburn fan draw straws for the one remaining parachute.
IMHO, the winner!- Why shouldn’t you run over a UGAg football player on a bicycle? Because it might be your bicycle.
- Why do UGA fans stink? So blind people can hate them too.
- What happens when a UGAg fan goes to the farm? All the goats back up to the fence.
- Why can’t they teach driver’s ed. or sex ed. on the same day at UGAg? They might wear out the mule.
- What did the UGAg honor graduate get on his SAT? Drool.
- What does it say on the bottom of Coke bottles sold in Athens? Open other end.
- And finally, the number one best oxymoron of all time: UGA student athlete