UGA jokes

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  1. The Jacket

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    Ne'er a finer first post have I seen.
     
  2. 05GTCorndog

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  3. Stinger90

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    Georgia fan's would throw firecrackers at us at the game.

    We would light them, and throw them back.
     
  4. BuzzDraft

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    What's the difference between a ugag coed and a bowling ball?

    a) if you try reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal hard...
    you can eat a bowling ball

    b) you can only get three fingers into a bowling ball.
     
  5. 05GTCorndog

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    :bowrofl:
     
  6. QuadF

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    I am disgusted and amused at the same time. still not sure what the hell i just read.
     
  7. BuzzDraft

    BuzzDraft Damn Good Rat

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    Mission accomplished.
     
  8. jts1207

    jts1207 Making Stingtalk Great Again

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    Q. How do you get a UGA girl pregnant?

    A. Cum in her shoe and let the flies do the rest.
     
  9. The M-Train

    The M-Train Helluva Engineer

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    Oh ----.
     
  10. gtg936g

    gtg936g Varsity Lurker

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    Q: Three UGAy players riding in a car, who is driving?

    A: A police officer
     
  11. etc79

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    [​IMG]
     
  12. DressCheeseSideSeaboard

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    Q: Did you hear about the UGA fan who was found dead in his jail cell with 12 bumps on his head?

    A: He tried to hang himself with a bungee cord.
     
  13. Ceiling Cat

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    Q:what to you call a u[sic]ga fan with two braincells?

    A:pregnant



    A dwag, a tiger, and a yellowjacket are all together on a plane. The engine dies and the plane starts to go down.

    The yellowjacket looks at the others and says, "gentlemen, there are only 2 parachutes, we should draw straws to see who lives."

    The dwag says "---- that, I have a mascot funeral to go to", grabs a pack lying by the door, cracks it and jumps out.

    The tiger turns to the yellowjacket and says, "that sucks, I guess you and I will draw straws".

    The yellowjacket looks back at him and says, "what the ---- are you talking about, that asshole dwag jumped out with my backpack"



    Q. What do a tornado and a dawg fan divorce have in common?
    A. They both mean someone's about to lose a trailer.



    Q. Why is it so difficult to solve a murder in Athens, GA?

    A. All the DNA is the same and there are no dental records.
     
  14. etc79

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    Bulldawg Nation....
     
  15. Highriser987

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    What does a UGAy graduate call a Tech graduate?

    Boss

    An old one but always a good laugh!
     
  16. PlanPrepareExpect2Win

    PlanPrepareExpect2Win Varsity Lurker

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    Since we're telling the same old jokes, I'm going to take some old jokes and make them new.

    What do you call a fish with no eyes?..... Who cares, f*$@ uga.
    Why does six hate seven?.... Because seven went to some cow college in Athens, GA and thinks he's hot s*!t
    What do you call a cow with two legs?..... A hot date in Athens.


    (For those of you with young children, the correct punchlines are:
    fshhhhhhh
    because seven ate nine
    lean beef
    )
     
  17. Highriser987

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    Billy Joe, the son of a UGA grad, started his first day of first grade. When he got home he rushed to tell his father, "Pa, Pa, the teacher ast us to ree-cite the alpherbet today an ah wuz the onliest one that could!"

    Pa replied "That's cuz you's got UGA blood in you, son!"

    The next day he came home and said "Pa, Pa, the teacher ast us to count as high as we could en ah counted the highest!"

    Pa replied, "That's cuz you's got UGA blood in you, son!"

    The next day, Billy Joe came home and said "Pa, Pa, today, when we wuz all in the li'l boys room, and ah noticed ah wuz the biggest of all! Ah bet that's cuz ah got UGA blood in me, huh Pa?"

    Pa replied, "No son, that's cuz yer 16 years old."
     
  18. Ceiling Cat

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    Q:
    Why did Forrest Gump choose 'Bama over Georgia?

    A: He wanted an academic challenge

    Q: Did you hear about the fire in University of Georgia's football dorm that destroyed 20 books?

    A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.


    Q: What do Bulldogs think Cheerios are?

    A: Donut seeds.

    Q: What is the difference between an bulldog and a carp?

    A: One is a bottom feeding scum sucker and the other is a fish.


    Q: What is the definition of a Georgia virgin?

    A: An ugly twelve year old who can out run her brothers..

    A Georgia fan and a Georgia football player went hunting. They came upon some tracks. The fan said, "Look at those deer tracks." The player said, "No, those look like bear tracks." They were still arguing when the train hit them.


    Q: Why can't most of the UGA players get into a huddle on the field?

    A: It is a parole violation to associate with known felons.

    A lady in Athens calls 911.
    Hysterically, she says, 'Someone's just broken into my house, and I think
    he's going to rob me!'

    The police officer says, 'We're really busy at the moment. Just get the
    guy's jersey number and we'll get back to you.'

    The University of Ga team has adopted a new Honor System:
    'Yes,your Honor; No, your Honor'.
     
  19. gtzulu

    gtzulu ACCOUNT DEACTIVATED IN PROTEST OF EVIL SOFTWARE

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    This joke sucks. The UGA fan lives and the GT fan dies. Please revise.
     
  20. GT to AZ

    GT to AZ Damn Good Rat

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    Q: How come Jesus wasn't born at ugay?

    A: They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.