Discussion in 'Football' started by MtownJacket, Nov 21, 2011.
Well done, you two. Stolen.
How can you tell a formal wedding in Athens?
The shotgun is white!
What's the difference between an UGA wedding & & an UGA funeral?
There is one less drunk at the funeral!
How can you tell when you are approaching a funeral procession in Athens?
The tractor has it's lights on!
Did you hear about the Dawg that broke his arm raking leaves?
He fell out of the tree!!!
It wasn't thirty years ago either.
at a divorce hearing the judge says "little girl you're going to live with your mom"
-little girl cries out, "no judge, my mama beats me!"
judge says well then "you're going to live with your dad"
girl says "he beats me even worse"
judge says "well who do you want to live with"
girl replies "I wanna live with the Georgia Bulldogs, they don't beat nobody"
a uga grad sits down with his boss, a tech grad, at work for lunch. The uga grad pulls out a sandwich and bowl of cold soup. The Tech grad pulls out a Thermos and starts eating his hot soup. Amazed the Uga grad asks "what is that thing?". The Tech grad replies "oh this is a thermos, it keeps cold things cold and hot things hot..go get one, they're cheap!". The next day the uga grad proudly pulls out his thermos! The Tech grad says "hey I see you got the Thermos, what did you put inside of it". Uga Grad replies "Two popsicles and a bowl of soup."
Q: Who in the state of Georgia is almost undefeated and still has an outside shot at the National Championship game?
A: Steve Spurrier
i dont get it. is it because he owns Georgia?
Yes. It was my attempt at a UGA-specific joke, since so many of these jokes are generic fill-in-the-team jokes.
I'll try again.
Q: What do this year's UGA team and Larry Munson have in common?
A: They beat a bunch of women.
Still trying to figure this one out lol.
You're overthinking it.
Not so good with riddles, huh?
I didn't know where else to put this, but I figured its good enough to go here.
Professor who went to ugag for landscape architecture said this in class this morning: "The University of Georgia gets the whole week off. I guess they figure its not going to amount to anything so they might as well cancel class."
is this it?
when everyone laughed in class it was a chance to make the prof feel special, I doubt they thought it was funny.
Aaron Murray and Derrick Rose walk into a bar.......oh wait, nevermind.
A 6th grade teacher (Ugag grad) asked little Johnny during class--"who is your favorite football team"? Johnny replied--"Georgia Tech"! This angered the teacher and she snapped "why is that"? Johnny replied--" well my Dad is a Tech fan, my Mom is a Tech fan so that makes me a Tech fan". (getting more angry)--The teacher said--"well if your Dad was a moron and your Mom an idiot what would that make you"? Johnny smiled and replied--"a bulldawg fan"!