Fear. Surprise. Ruthless efficiency.
- Why shouldn’t you run over a UGAg football player on a bicycle? Because it might be your bicycle.
- Why do UGA fans stink? So blind people can hate them too.
- What happens when a UGAg fan goes to the farm? All the goats back up to the fence.
- Why can’t they teach driver’s ed. or sex ed. on the same day at UGAg? They might wear out the mule.
- What did the UGAg honor graduate get on his SAT? Drool.
- What does it say on the bottom of Coke bottles sold in Athens? Open other end.
- And finally, the number one best oxymoron of all time: UGA student athlete
Well done, you two. Stolen.What do you get when you cross a UGA coed with a skunk?
Nothing. There are some smells even a skunk can't stand.