UGA jokes

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- Why shouldn’t you run over a UGAg football player on a bicycle? Because it might be your bicycle.

- Why do UGA fans stink? So blind people can hate them too.

- What happens when a UGAg fan goes to the farm? All the goats back up to the fence.

- Why can’t they teach driver’s ed. or sex ed. on the same day at UGAg? They might wear out the mule.

- What did the UGAg honor graduate get on his SAT? Drool.

- What does it say on the bottom of Coke bottles sold in Athens? Open other end.

- And finally, the number one best oxymoron of all time: UGA student athlete
What do you get when you cross a UGA coed with a skunk?

Nothing. There are some smells even a skunk can't stand.
Well done, you two. Stolen.
 

georgytech

Varsity Lurker
How can you tell a formal wedding in Athens?
The shotgun is white!
What's the difference between an UGA wedding & & an UGA funeral?
There is one less drunk at the funeral!
How can you tell when you are approaching a funeral procession in Athens?
The tractor has it's lights on!
Did you hear about the Dawg that broke his arm raking leaves?
He fell out of the tree!!!
 
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amirite

Guest
at a divorce hearing the judge says "little girl you're going to live with your mom"
-little girl cries out, "no judge, my mama beats me!"
judge says well then "you're going to live with your dad"
girl says "he beats me even worse"
judge says "well who do you want to live with"
girl replies "I wanna live with the Georgia Bulldogs, they don't beat nobody"

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a uga grad sits down with his boss, a tech grad, at work for lunch. The uga grad pulls out a sandwich and bowl of cold soup. The Tech grad pulls out a Thermos and starts eating his hot soup. Amazed the Uga grad asks "what is that thing?". The Tech grad replies "oh this is a thermos, it keeps cold things cold and hot things hot..go get one, they're cheap!". The next day the uga grad proudly pulls out his thermos! The Tech grad says "hey I see you got the Thermos, what did you put inside of it". Uga Grad replies "Two popsicles and a bowl of soup."
 

gtzulu

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Q: Who in the state of Georgia is almost undefeated and still has an outside shot at the National Championship game?

A: Steve Spurrier
 
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amirite

Guest
Q: Who in the state of Georgia is almost undefeated and still has an outside shot at the National Championship game?

A: Steve Spurrier
i dont get it. is it because he owns Georgia?
 

gtzulu

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i dont get it. is it because he owns Georgia?
Yes. It was my attempt at a UGA-specific joke, since so many of these jokes are generic fill-in-the-team jokes.:dunno:

I'll try again.

Q: What do this year's UGA team and Larry Munson have in common?

A: They beat a bunch of women.
 

Highriser987

Best Salad Bar In Town
The SEC coaches are all at a conference and Spurrier decides to share a riddle with Richt...

Spurrier: Hey Mark. Your daddy has a son, who is not your brother. Who is it?

Richt: I dunno.

Spurrier: Well, think about it a bit and see what you come up with.

...so Richt, completely stumped, decides to ask Coach Miles...

Richt: Hey Les. Your daddy has a son, who is not your brother. Who is it?

Miles: Why, it's me!

...Richt gives Miles a knowing grin and wanders off. Later, he runs back into Spurrier.

Spurrier: Did you figure out the riddle?

Richt: I shore did!

Spurrier: Okay Mark, so who is your daddy's son that is not your brother?

Richt: Les Miles!
Still trying to figure this one out lol.
 

Ceiling Cat

Helluva Engineer
I didn't know where else to put this, but I figured its good enough to go here.

Professor who went to ugag for landscape architecture said this in class this morning: "The University of Georgia gets the whole week off. I guess they figure its not going to amount to anything so they might as well cancel class."
 
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amirite

Guest
I didn't know where else to put this, but I figured its good enough to go here.

Professor who went to ugag for landscape architecture said this in class this morning: "The University of Georgia gets the whole week off. I guess they figure its not going to amount to anything so they might as well cancel class."
is this it?

when everyone laughed in class it was a chance to make the prof feel special, I doubt they thought it was funny.
 

BEEFENSE

Helluva Engineer
A 6th grade teacher (Ugag grad) asked little Johnny during class--"who is your favorite football team"? Johnny replied--"Georgia Tech"! This angered the teacher and she snapped "why is that"? Johnny replied--" well my Dad is a Tech fan, my Mom is a Tech fan so that makes me a Tech fan". (getting more angry)--The teacher said--"well if your Dad was a moron and your Mom an idiot what would that make you"? Johnny smiled and replied--"a bulldawg fan"!
 
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