Seems like you're salty because we're not good enough to deliver the result ourselves, and watching the result happen in any other way just reminds you of our inadequacy. This isn't a very rewarding way to think about sports, as I'm sure you realize, nor is it a very rewarding way to think about anything else, in my opinion. In general, should we not be happy when a good thing happens, just because we aren't good enough to do it?
There are plenty of places you will find and certainly have found yourself in life where that will be or was the case. Humility is important for a person, and at the true center of that for each of us is mindfulness of our inescapable flaws, but it would be a pretty pointless life that lets this situation override all else. At some point you have to find the faith to say "although I am not good, that does not matter now. All that matters is what is good, and that I can see in front of me. Thank God that there is good in the world."
Now I'm not suggesting that football needs to be on that level for you, although for some it seems to be. Just that a similar approach to this situation would help you in many ways. For one, you'd be a lot easier with the state of your world if you could accept rain on your proverbial fields that you don't deserve. For two, you wouldn't be in a salt war with all your friends, which I find better to avoid than not. Your mileage may vary.
You're a pretty thick skinned guy, so a little salt probably doesn't sting you too much, but we'd love to have you over here anyway. Consider it food for thought.