Greetings CavMan,
As luck would have it I am now free this Saturday for some Clean Old Fashioned Swashbuckling. I had to cancel my previous engagement due to an injury during a raucous bout of roughhousing. It was a pleasurable pain, though, as I was repeatedly thrust upon by those young and manly cats from Lexington. Meooow!
I may walk with a limp but, I can still give almost as well as I receive. However, should I lose my balance, Take Heed! for I have handled many on man's sword whilst on my back. Yo Ho! The Commodore can attest to my sword handling prowess. In a recent encounter we went blow for blow clashing our dirks against one another. When I finally succumb and he had finished, I could feel the warmth of his victorious ecstasy on my skin. An exhilarating experience to be sure!
I look forward to engaging in heated swordplay. I am polishing my saber in gleeful anticipation.
Yours Truly,
Rear Admiral Murrary