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if nothing else, the Oregon State cheerleader is a great reason to resurrect this thread.
 

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It won't let me link straight to the time, so go to the 52 second mark. Those Hoos make this too easy to mock them.
 

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Taking all bets for the over/under on how many times Architech has masturbated to this thread.
 

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Hey Cavman! How excited are you about facing the 'Cocks on the diamond tonight?

 

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Greetings CavMan,

As luck would have it I am now free this Saturday for some Clean Old Fashioned Swashbuckling. I had to cancel my previous engagement due to an injury during a raucous bout of roughhousing. It was a pleasurable pain, though, as I was repeatedly thrust upon by those young and manly cats from Lexington. Meooow!

I may walk with a limp but, I can still give almost as well as I receive. However, should I lose my balance, Take Heed! for I have handled many on man's sword whilst on my back. Yo Ho! The Commodore can attest to my sword handling prowess. In a recent encounter we went blow for blow clashing our dirks against one another. When I finally succumb and he had finished, I could feel the warmth of his victorious ecstasy on my skin. An exhilarating experience to be sure!

I look forward to engaging in heated swordplay. I am polishing my saber in gleeful anticipation.



Yours Truly,


Rear Admiral Murrary
 

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Seriously? You seriously ööööing necro bumped this thread to put this? Make a new thead, retard. this öööö is gold. Or I will do it and take the credit. don't be a dumbass.




Greetings CavMan,

As luck would have it I am now free this Saturday for some Clean Old Fashioned Swashbuckling. I had to cancel my previous engagement due to an injury during a raucous bout of roughhousing. It was a pleasurable pain, though, as I was repeatedly thrust upon by those young and manly cats from Lexington. Meooow!

I may walk with a limp but, I can still give almost as well as I receive. However, should I lose my balance, Take Heed! for I have handled many on man's sword whilst on my back. Yo Ho! The Commodore can attest to my sword handling prowess. In a recent encounter we went blow for blow clashing our dirks against one another. When I finally succumb and he had finished, I could feel the warmth of his victorious ecstasy on my skin. An exhilarating experience to be sure!

I look forward to engaging in heated swordplay. I am polishing my saber in gleeful anticipation.



Yours Truly,


Rear Admiral Murrary
 

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Ain't Aaron Murray just the cutest little douchebag you ever did see?
 
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