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He's lost a lot of weight over the years.

Are we sure PJ's not yelling at him for the shade of gold on the helmet?
 
Huh? You do realize that we play two teams we lost to last year and Notre Dame on the road before we play Clemson?

One thing is for sure, when we win a couple of big games, we get really cocky.

UNC and Duke were flukes last year. More worried about Tulane than ND.
 
UNC and Duke were flukes last year. More worried about Tulane than ND.

This. I like to base my predictions on historic results. The last time we went to South Bend, we throttled ND with a Chan Gailey-coached team with Taylor Bennett under center, while just last year we struggled with Tulane until the second half.
 
*past performance is not an indicator of future returns

It is if you're looking at last year.

In which case we cut Van Gorder down at the knees, roll him up in the turf like a burrito, and shave his 'stache off. CPJ mounts the 'stache on a plaque in his office, then burns down that office and builds a new one entirely out of nail-less carpentry joints.
 
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