The night before NSD:
UF Troll Fan: "Uh...yeah this is Jalen? Err...I mean Jaden. Is this Jaden Rashada?"
JR: "This is Jaden"
UF Troll Fan: "Look dude, you don't want to go to Miami. I can give you 13 million reasons why you want to come to University of Florida and be a gator!"
JR: "Thirteen million? You're gonna give me 13 million to play for UF?"
UF Troll Fan: "Ab-so-lutely. Just sign with UF tomorrow and it's all yours."
Next day: Jaden Rashada signs with UF and starts looking for his money. Meanwhile, UF Troll fan: